Contest: Make the Comments Look Like My ChatGPT History.
Let’s have some fun. Put yourself in the frame of mind of the fella who writes this blog. […]
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SQL Server 2025 CU4 Adds Automatic Updates
Big news for everyone who has to manage Microsoft SQL Server, whether they’re DBAs, sysadmins, or developers. Seven […]
Make the Comment Section Look Like a Junior DBA’s Search ...
Tomorrow’s scheduled webcast for Mastering Parameter Sniffing is off due to a scheduling issue, so in the meantime, […]
Custom Statistics Distributions in SQL Server 2022
Statistics are important for the query processing engine in SQL Server to run efficiently. The type of execution […]
What Would You Ask Your Predecessor? Get Answers with ChatGPT.
So many times in my career, I’ve come across a questionable query, table design, or server configuration decision, […]
Why Haven’t You Disabled SA? Wrong Answers Only.
On social media, I asked folks, “Why haven’t you disabled the SA account in your SQL Servers? Wrong […]