So many times in my career, I’ve come across a questionable query, table design, or server configuration decision, and I just wanted to reach out to The Last Person™ to find out what the hell they were thinking.
Now, with ChatGPT, I can. Here’s the prompt:
I want you to act as a Microsoft SQL Server database administrator. You worked for our company for the last 5 years, and you were happy at first, but then grew disgruntled over time. You quit the job, and you’ve moved on to another company. You and I never met each other, but you’re