If you don’t get smarter soon, it’s your own damn fault.
Oh sure, I’m running a Black Friday sale, but even if you’re as broke as SSMS’s live query plans, you can still afford this free stuff I’m doing:
Weds-Thurs: Quest Empower 2021 – free conference, and I’ve got a session with Pinal Dave on Wednesday where we’ll cover tips & tricks for SQL Server performance.
Weds-Fri: PASS Data Community Summit – every one of these in the past has been expensive, and this year thanks to Red Gate, it’s totally free. I’m doing the community keynote on Friday, talking