Query Plan Pop Quiz Answers 2 and 3: I’ve Got ...
In the Query Plan Pop Quiz, questions 2 and 3 asked you about what the sizes of arrows […]
In the Query Plan Pop Quiz, questions 2 and 3 asked you about what the sizes of arrows […]
TempDB is one of the banes of my existence. Anybody, anybody who can query your server can run a […]
In last week’s Query Plans Pop Quiz, the first question was, someone hands you these two queries and […]
You’ve been telling yourself, “One of these days, I’ll finally take Brent’s classes.” Get ready, because that day […]
You’ve been working with SQL Server, Azure SQL DB, or Amazon RDS SQL Server for years. You’re jaded. […]
This quarter’s release includes new checks for SQL Server 2025’s new memory pressure warnings, Azure SQL DB’s operations […]
Question 1: Pick the Problematic Plan: someone hands you a pair of queries, and you get the estimated […]
You’re a developer, analyst, database administrator, or anybody else working with SQL Server, Azure SQL DB, or Amazon […]
Is your company hiring for a database position as of October 2025? Do you wanna work with the […]
You’re building a new table or adding a column, and you wanna know which datatype to use: VARCHAR […]
Max Degrees of Parallelism (MAXDOP) tells the database engine, “If you decide to parallelize a query, go parallel […]
Last week, I announced that we’ve hit 50,000 YouTube subscribers, and I celebrated by letting y’all submit your […]
This is kinda amazing to me: our YouTube channel has broken the 50,000 subscriber mark! That’s wild to […]
Somehow I missed this a few years ago, and I bet a lot of y’all did too. Note […]
You’re a developer, analyst, database administrator, or anybody else working with SQL Server, Azure SQL DB, or Amazon […]
In between clients, I hopped onto my Twitch channel to take your top-voted questions from https://pollgab.com/room/brento. If you’d […]
Your developers haven’t ever been to formal Microsoft database training on SQL Server or Azure SQL DB. They’re […]
SQL Server 2025 introduces a new sys.dm_os_memory_health_history view to make it easier for meatbags like you and robots […]
I’m teaching my two most important classes live, online, completely free! These are the two fundamentals classes that […]
In retrospect, I should have put on sunscreen – even for just a 20-minute Office Hours session on […]
Ever wonder what it takes to do this stuff behind the scenes? I’ll show you. If you’re thinking […]
I’m back in Vegas, at least for the moment, so let’s hang out in my home office and […]
Is your company hiring for a database position as of September 2025? Do you wanna work with the […]
This month, I’m teaching two of my classes live, online, completely free! These are the two fundamentals classes […]
For the last couple of months, I’ve been trying to get my on-location Office Hours episodes filmed with […]
Steve Jones recently posted an update about SQL Saturday’s status, and it includes some news we need to […]
The release of SQL Server 2025 keeps inching closer. Release Candidate 0 is out now, and here are […]
SQLBits 2026 will be back at the International Convention Center Wales in Newport on April 22-25, and I’ll […]
The PASS Data Community Summit is the biggest conference in the Microsoft database industry, and over the last […]
On the last day of my Caribbean cruise, as we pull into port in Miami, let’s go through […]
Tomorrow’s scheduled webcast for Mastering Parameter Sniffing is off due to a scheduling issue, so in the meantime, […]
When you ask data people how they feel about AI, you get pretty rabid, extreme reactions. People either […]
The first few questions from this week’s crop at https://pollgab.com/room/brento are very much about what-problem-are-you-trying-to-solve, but they get […]
99.9% of you are never gonna need this. But let’s say you need to run queries with leading […]
Is your company hiring for a database position as of August 2025? Do you wanna work with the […]
Wanna hear about my worst job interviews? I drove up to 8,000 feet where it’s 30 degrees colder […]
Last week, I asked if your database administrators could read all of the data in all databases. The […]
When I’m tuning queries, the normal answer is to make the query perform better – either via changing […]
You’ve got a good job, and some spare time. You’re thinking about giving back to the community by […]
It’s a simple question: can your database administrators read all of the data in all databases? Yes Yes, […]
Your company doesn’t want to send you off to conferences or training classes in other cities. You’ve looked […]
I’ve been pretty vocal here on the blog and on social media about the reliability problems with Microsoft […]
In this quarter’s update of our SQL ConstantCare® population report, showing how quickly (or slowly) folks adopt new versions […]
I’mma wax philosophical for a second: I love the open source nature of the First Responder Kit because […]
I’m finally back in the home office after running around Europe for a month. Let’s talk through your […]
You know how you put “https://” at the beginning of web site addresses, and your browser can magically […]
One of my readers asked me to give a 30-minute talk to their company’s internal employees discussing the […]
As the SQL Server 2025 previews continue to come out, Microsoft is making changes that they’re not telling […]
Is your company hiring for a database position as of July 2025? Do you wanna work with the […]
I’ve posted a couple of updated videos to my Mastering courses. In Mastering Server Tuning, I updated and […]