Over half of my life ago, I was looking for a job. I had written a bunch of triggers and stored procedures at my first job, but I was relatively green. I had just (barely) gotten my degree in Computer Science, and was looking to get out of Cleveland, TN. I checked around and found a headhunter that found me a couple of opportunities. One was in downtown Atlanta, Georgia. The other was in Virginia Beach, Virginia. Considering traffic in Atlanta and my, at the time, complete fear of driving in heavy traffic… amongst other reasons… I opted