Okay, I, uh, forgot to unmute the microphone for this one:
So here are the answers in text form instead. <sigh> Thank goodness it was a speed round!
Mike: When Brent Ozar’s certification exams for SQL Server will be available? Looking forward to having exams like “Fundamentals of QT”, “Mastering Server Tuning” etc, so you can pass in the testing center. 1st cert. exams on performance tuning for SQL Server in the world. When?
Never. I don’t wanna write exams.
RoastMe: Hi Brent. You have earned the reputation for roasting people for asking certain questions with talent