You don’t follow me on Twitter because you’re not on Twitter, and I can’t say that I blame you. It’s a bunch of people yelling at each other. Come to think of it, I’m not even sure why *I’m* on there.
But anyway, here are a few things I’ve said on there lately that you’ll probably get a chuckle out of. Enjoy!
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— Brent Ozar (@BrentO) July 15, 2021
49% = « I didn’t read the documentation. Can you fix this for me? »
49% = « I read the